Real adults own sideboards. They use them to store their fine china and champagne flutes. Fake adults can use these alternative storage solutions, fitted with soft closing cupboards and drawers, to convince visitors that they are in fact real adults. Luxurious white high gloss lacquer, clear tempered glass and textured dark wood finishes are just some of the materials we use in our cabinets to help bring your living spaces to life. Nobody need know you ate pasta out of the pan last night to avoid excess washing up.